Maximillian Laumeister

Theme failed to load?

You enter my website, and see a white void with tastefully off-black text rendered in one of your system’s default fonts. Did the theme fail to load?

Nope, this is the theme. It’s supposed to look like this.

From a philosophical standpoint, it is:

From a usability standpoint, it is:

From a technical standpoint, it is:

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